isn’t batman and alfred

basically just droog and scratch 

fluttersleuth:

[priv]

yes it is

also im sorry 

for having worried you

and also for being really stupid 

[Pvt]

I will come see you, Sleuth.

But I’m not looking…much like myself right now.

fluttersleuth:

[priv]

well

no he kinda did those on his own but it felt nice so i let him continue 

visiting him was my idea though and none of this wouldve happened if i hadnt

so

yeah

[Pvt]

It’s not your fault, Sleuth.

He is a conniving snake. He often gets what he wants.

Be more careful around him, Sleuth.

fluttersleuth:

[priv]

oh god, droog

you dont have to apologise for anything because this is my fault!

[Pvt]

Did you really start it?

Did you ask him to preen your feathers? Seduce him into playing with your hair?

fluttersleuth:

[priv]

yeah but then i panicked because being naked is horrifying and i put my clothes back on as soon as i could move again

to answer a potential follow-up question: yes, i did see your dick

[Pvt]

I am so sorry.

fluttersleuth:

[priv]

no he didnt hurt me and im still alive 

i started it either way though so if anything did happen id have only myself to blame 

he preened my feathers and played with my hair and called me adorable a lot

[Pvt]

He can be very charming when he needs to be.

Did…you two get naked?

fluttersleuth:

ok but i warned you

[priv]

flamare and i got rather

intimate 

with each other

for a little bit

but… um

we didnt actually have sex or anything………. just

[Pvt]

Terrors be!

Did he hurt you? What did he do? Are you okay?

fluttersleuth:

you dont want to hear it

at least

not in the state youre in right now

But I will have to hear it eventually.

It’s better just to tell me now.

fluttersleuth:

i dont

i dont think right now is a good time to discuss it 

Just tell me, Sleuth.

fluttersleuth:

youre sorry?

im sorry!

What’s wrong, Sleuth?

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