about the blogger


name: Jazz
birthday: October 30th
zodiac: Scorpio
single or taken: Taken
height:  5’8”
eye color: Black
middle name: [REDACTED]
favorite color: Black
lucky number: 13


hogwarts house: Apparently Slytherin (I’ve never read the books/watched the movies)
favorite fictional character: LEGOLAS
favorite television show: Steven Universe
favorite season: Fall
describe yourself in a few words: Mostly Drunk Nerd
future children’s names: Lillianna or James Michael
meaning of your name: It’s a fucking flower
what do you plan to/do for a living: Animation
starbucks order: Grande Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino 


introvert or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty (Right dominant)
coffee or tea
rain or shine
reading or writing 

Hopefully that bathtub is full so you’ll drown to death.


Ah, well, I am sorry. The “detective” isn’t a very lenient man.

It would seem so.


This isn’t amusing.

But I’ll concede that being you is fun.

I’m afraid I can’t say the same for being you.

Anonymous said: Time for Change; Black hair is now blonde for one day!

This seems right.

I’m not really sure how, but it seems right.

Anonymous said: Personailty swap instead off ooc for one day: Deadeye Detective

This feels…weird.


Hasn’t that been the story for the past few fucking months?

It never ends.

yeah p much

but this isnt anything life changing i think

ok first of allll

  1. i dont sip wine i do shots



Not your business, bye.

psh like i dont already know




Am I going to have to go dark or something?

That’s a thing I can do.

what you arent normally dark????

so the carpet dont match the drapes??? ;)